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Welcome

Experience the Thrills and Horrors of Dark Lagoon, reclaimed land from the darkest swamps has been turned into the best holiday destination on Earth! Zombie Safari offers the most exciting opportunity to see the rarest, most hideous underwater Zombies that you can possibly imagine in their natural habitat! Try new culinary delights, Thrilling rides, Interesting sights and more!

Warning. Dark Lagoon in not a family experience! You are entering Dark Lagoon with your own risk. Dark Lagoon can not be held responsible for lost limbs, lungs or life.

 

WE ARE PROUD TO SAY THAT IT HAS BEEN

4 Hours

Since the last incident!


 

DOn´t get lost! Find your way around the dark lagoon With this handy map:

1. Resort

All the fun is difficult to see in just one day. Book your own Luxury Villa and spend a whole week in our mysterious paradise. With 24 Hour Anti-Zombie Patrols for your safety!

2. Kids Area

Dark Lagoon is not a family experience; But if you decide to bring your kids, we have a specially built protective play area! Our watchtower helps ensure your children’s well being.


3. Parking

Dark Lagoon can not be held responsible for any damage of theft from your vehicle. Additional Zombie insurance is available from our office!

4. Main Entry

All visitors must use the main entrance for their own safety. Present your park pass to our frequently friendly robot inspector.


5. Tickets

You can purchase your tickets for the park here or online! Visitors found without a valid ticket will be fed to the zombies!

6. Carousel

Have you ever wondered how would it feel like to ride on Mermaid Zombie’s scaly body? Haven’t we all? Try it here, with authentic zombie sounds effects!


7. First Aid

Nearly 15 % for Zombie bite victims survive thanks to our fantastic First Aid Center! We provide vaccinations and amputation services!

8. Diving

Fancy taking a plunge into the abyss, getting up close and personal with our Zombie wildlife!? We don’t think its a good idea, but you can at your own risk! Visit the diving center for more information.


9. Zombie Safari

The Main attraction of Dark Lagoon. Witness our rare zombie species in their natural habitat. Our Protective tour boats with underwater viewing will get you the closest you can to Zombies without becoming one.

10. Tunnel of Love

It´s a well known fact that Romance tastes better in the midst of terror! Take a romantic horror ride through the darkest lagoon waters on our custom made pedalos, while surrounded by feasting zombies!

 

RESTAURANTS

Mer-Maki Rolls

Try our fresh and local Mer-Maki seafood sushi at A.J. and Bud’s original Fresh and Squeezed popup restaurant! While Stocks last!

Finger Licking Gumbo

A.J. and Bud´s Finger Licking Gumbo offers homely tastes to help you get into the mood of South Louisiana. Every dish is made with a 12 spice secret family recipe.

 

Dancing Squid

So fresh, that your squids are still dancing like its 1971! Come check out A.J. and Bud´s Dancing Squid restaurant. Reservations required. Open every evening.